Bye bye bone

I chewed a hole in my squeaky bone so Mom took it away. When we came in from our walk last night, Mom put me on the second step and took off my collar. Dad does this so I don't run away cause I don't like to go up or down the big stairs. But when Mom walked over to put my leash on the hook, I ran down the stairs to go play with Dad!

A new game

Mom bought me a squeaky bone toy. It is exactly the same as the bone toy I have outside only it is new and clean and therefore not quite as tasty. Mom was in the kitchen washing dishes and I invented a new game to play. I would stand at one end of the kitchen, grab my squeaky toy and run at Mom. Right before I would run into her, I would jump up and hit her in the back of her knees! I did this a couple of times and it was lots of fun!

Back briefly

My santa toy came back briefly but it left again after I ate an ear off it. Mom is very mean. But now Jeanette is missing! She was here but now she is not. I sniffed around all over looking for her, but I can't find her anywhere!

Where's my toy???????

I know that Grandma gave me a new toy yesterday but I can't find it anyway. It was an awesome and tasty toy! A big pink santa dog who was long like me! I had already eaten the pompom off the hat and was working on chewing off the tail! I think Mom took it cause she is mean! Last night when Dad, Mom and Jeanette came home, she only let me out to play for a little while. I ran around and barked at everyone and they stuck me back in the kitchen where I whimpered pitifully. Mom let me out again but on my leash and then took me for a walk. Then she put me upstairs in my crate and I could hear my friend Jeanette and wanted to play with her. But Mom would not let me out! I think she is mad at me cause I let Dad cut my bangs so that I could see. And I let him comb me all over even though it hurts! Plus I learned how to leap over the ottoman that blocks the exit route from the couch on one side. Whenever I would run behind the couch Mom and Dad could always catch me cause it was blocked. Yesterday, I discovered that I could jump up and over the ottoman and Mom couldn't catch me at all! She must be mean cause today there was no sweet potato or turkey in my bowl with my kibble. It was a meager breakfast!

Thanksgiving?

Yesterday Mom and Dad went out and left me all alone. But then Mom came home with my friend Jeanette! I was very excited to see her. When Mom took me up to bed, I was mad because I wanted to play with Jeanette and Mom wouldn't let me. I mumbled and barked angrily for a while just to keep Mom up.
  Mom said today is Thanksgiving. I said thanks cause Grandma came over with a present for me! It's a big pink dog with a christmas hat! I already ate the pompom off the hat. I also ate some celery, some carrots, some sweeet potato and a tomato. Thanksgiving is a tasty food day! Dad took me to the dog park and I got to play with a Neapolitan Mastiff puppy-he was the same size as me, but Dad said he won't stay little for long. There was also a standard short haired dachshund but he was old and grumpy and didn't want to play with me. I wonder what the rest of the day will bring. Mr. B is here too!

The Tabasco Wars

This morning Mom and I had a war. When she was in the living room, I stepped on the garbage can opener and stretched myself up to pull out some tasty garbage. Mom was not happy that I had stolen a plastic bag so she came in and put that HORRIBLE tabasco sauce on the garbage can. I sniffed it and then barked and barked! She left again but I was still mad. So I stole a fork off the shelf. Mom heard me and came back in and put tabasco sauce on the shelf. I can't believe it, but I went over and sniffed it again even though it hurts my nose! Then she dropped the paper towel with tabasco on the floor and I stole it! I dragged it in the corner and barked at it. Mom tricked me by offering me a treat and when I ran over to get it, she stole that bad paper towel.

BBBBBB Bad

Mom came home after work and we went outside for  a walk. It was dark and rainy! Mom wanted to go back inside but I wanted to sniff around. Then I saw Dad! I pulled Mom home but she made us go in the kitchen door, not in the front door with Dad. When she opened the door I ran over to the gate to say hi to Dad. Mom did dishes and took out some chicken. I wanted some chicken so I whined pitifully, but she gave me  a cherry tomato instead. While I was playing with it, a song came on the radio, Bad to the Bone, so I decided to be bad and bark and nip at Mom. She did not appreciate it!