The daily ponderings of a smallish dog with a big bark and a propensity for belly rubs!
Sunday, March 31, 2013
So happy that I'm super naughty!
I am so happy to be back in my rightful home that I have gone out of my way to be super naughty! This morning I stole 2 of Mom's socks, one of her slippers and tried to get Dad's flipflop! This afternoon when my Grandpere and my Grandpa came over I jumped all over them. Then while they were watching tv, I causually sauntered past Mom and grabbed Grandpa's initial hat (FCB-for his initials and for Football Club Barcelona!). Mom had to chase me into the kitchen to get it back. Then she locked me in the kitchen. It was totally worth it!
I'm going home!
Finally Mom and Dad let me into the bedroom. They didn't really mean to. Mom was bringing a rug inside and put my gate down in the kitchen so she could get through. I followed Mom and the rug up the stairs! In fact, I beat her! The bedroom door was open and Dad was in there so I ran right in. I don't know what they did but it is super slippery up there now! They took away the carpet! Now there is nothing for my claws to catch on. I went sliding around. Then I jumped on the rug Mom put on the floor. She was pulling on it so I went for a ride and then tried to bite the rug. Then the loud and noisy vaccuum cleaner came out , so I chased that around. It is only 10AM but I am already exhausted! My crate is back though. I went inside to make sure everything was tidy and then howled (my seal of approval!) Dad said I was making satisfied little sighs but I don't believe him!
Saturday, March 30, 2013
2 Noisy days
Mom says that I am noisy. But I have just been subjected to 2 noisy days! There has been a man in the house, making a lot of noise upstairs and running up and down the stairs! And he only had time to give me 1 belly rub! And I even ran over to the gate (Mom put up a gate to block me from the stairs and front door) and barked so that he would know I was here every time he went up and down!
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Cat?
Yesterday was really weird. I was snoozing in the kitchen (trying to catch up on sleep as I have not been sleeping well at all) when Mom came in and got me. We went out to the driveway and I thought we would get into her car! I was excited cause I love car trips! But no, she made me go into the garage! I'm never allowed in the garage! I ran in and schnuffled around-so many smells! But mostly the horrible odor of tabasco sauce! I HATE that smell! Dad told me to find the cat. I don't know what a cat is so I couldn't find one. Apparently there is a cat in the garage and Dad does not like this! Mom told me that she and Dad opened all the windows and the door and tried to chase out the cat , but it wouldn't leave! Mom thinks it might have kittens in there. I don't know what a kitten is either! Finally Mom and Dad didn't hear anything so they thought the cat escaped. But no, this morning Mom saw it sunning itself in the window (taunting Dad!).
Later that night, Mom sat on the couch and turned on the tv. That is my clue that I can bug her and get a treat. Usually when she sits down I sit in front of her and bark and bite her pants! This makes her mad and she tries to lure me into the kitchen with a treat! (This only works if she isn't smart enough to keep my leash attached so she can catch me!). Mom went into the kitchen and got a biscuit but then she put it in the enormous kong that Grandma bought me! This was at 8:00pm. I fought with that kong until she dragged me outside at 9:45pm. I jumped on it, barked at it, drooled in it, chewed on it, cried pitifully at it cause my jaws hurt, but I still couldn't get that other half of the biscuit out! Mom gave me another biscuit when I went upstairs since I had tried so hard to get the one in the kong.
Later that night, Mom sat on the couch and turned on the tv. That is my clue that I can bug her and get a treat. Usually when she sits down I sit in front of her and bark and bite her pants! This makes her mad and she tries to lure me into the kitchen with a treat! (This only works if she isn't smart enough to keep my leash attached so she can catch me!). Mom went into the kitchen and got a biscuit but then she put it in the enormous kong that Grandma bought me! This was at 8:00pm. I fought with that kong until she dragged me outside at 9:45pm. I jumped on it, barked at it, drooled in it, chewed on it, cried pitifully at it cause my jaws hurt, but I still couldn't get that other half of the biscuit out! Mom gave me another biscuit when I went upstairs since I had tried so hard to get the one in the kong.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
No sleep in the new room
This whole move has been very stressful for me. Here I am stuck in my crate in a new place. I can't see Mom anymore and blankets keep falling in front of my crate! It is very scary. Due to this I have not been getting any good sleep at night. Neither has Mom, cause I keep her awake with my whimpering until
Dad comes up, then he takes over and keeps her awake with his snoring.
Because of this extreme lack of sleep, my motor skills have become impaired. Only this morning, I was coming up the front walk with Mom and decided to jump two steps in one. Only I didn't have enough energy to make it to the second step. Instead, I crashed chest first into the step. Mom was rude enough to laugh-so I have her the fish eye of disgust!
Dad comes up, then he takes over and keeps her awake with his snoring.
Because of this extreme lack of sleep, my motor skills have become impaired. Only this morning, I was coming up the front walk with Mom and decided to jump two steps in one. Only I didn't have enough energy to make it to the second step. Instead, I crashed chest first into the step. Mom was rude enough to laugh-so I have her the fish eye of disgust!
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Room change
Last night was very strange. Mom took me out for my last walk and then we went upstairs-just like normal. But then it got weird! We didn't go into the bedroom! And we didn't go into AT's room! We went into the middle room-and my condo was there! I ran in and got my cookie, but everything was different and strange! There were weird noises (Mom got up and took down the clock and put it in AT's room), and I felt strange so I kept crying. Mom was annoyed and yelled at me. We all finally fell asleep after a couple of hours.
Today was great though. My Grandpa came over and I got to sit with him on the couch! Mom took some videos!
Today was great though. My Grandpa came over and I got to sit with him on the couch! Mom took some videos!
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Dad is funny
I like Dad again. He did something very funny last night. Mom was lying on the couch and I was lying on her chewing on my antler and drooling all over her. Dad came over and tried to make Mom look like the sheepdog. Dad and I thought that was very funny! We laughed a lot. Mom was not amused. In fact , in revenge she took my antler away! She said that I needed a break from it, but Dad and I know she was just mad. I was forced to play with squeaky toys and my last bit of rope toy for the rest of the night,
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