Dazed and Confused

Yesterday Grandma came over with AT. I thought he was gone forever so I gave him a ton of licks to welcome him back. Then Grandma sat on the couch and I thought to myself, "hey! why shouldn't I join her?" So I jumped up on the couch with one leap. Mom and Grandma were very impressed. Then I jumped all over Grandma and managed to fall off the couch. Mom put me in the kitchen to calm me down. That night I was back in AT's room to sleep. That was fun but I whimpered a bit just to pass time until I fell asleep. This morning, Mom let me out and I grabbed the red heart ball off the floor and ran into Dad's room. Mom took me downstairs but she didn't spend a lot of time with me. I was mad so I refused to eat breakfast. Mom stuck me upstairs in my play area with my food. I was sad so I howled and barked! Then she came home! We went downstairs and played. I was still annoyed though and had been plotting how to show my disgust. She put my leash on and then the evil phone rang! I barked cause I hate the phone-it takes away from time better spent petting me! While she was on the phone, I quietly gnawed through my leash. She hung up and grabbed my leash, but not me! I made her chase me around for a while. But Mom is sneaky and she had another leash! So I still had to go outside on a walk. We played a little more and then she put me back upstairs. I can't wait until Dad gets home!