Everyone who reads this blog should know by now that Mom does not feed me enough! Even though I have gone up to 3/4 of a cup twice a day, I am still starving and virtually on the edge of falling over in a dead faint. Whenever we go outside, I hunt for food. Sometimes kids waiting for the bus dump their extra food outside for me and I eat it. Sometimes I eat some grass or a leaf. I'm not picky, just starving. And inside, I have been warned not to touch what is in Mecki's bowl (but that doesn't stop me from going after his crumbs or picking up the "energy/vitamin rich" pellets from his food that he doesn't like and dumps outside the bowl). And I ALWAYS look forward to bed, cause I get a cookie!
Well last night, Mom took me out for my final walk. My last chance before bed to grab some grub to tide me over. As soon as we went outside, I stopped because there was a snail on the steps! Now others (such as Mecki) may not consider snails food (well he is a german dog). I however, am French! And we eat everything, including SNAILS aka Escargot! Mom must have seen me eyeing that snail though, cause she pulled me down the steps and far away (plus she very rudely kicked the snail into the flowerbed!). So yes, I was forced to go to bed hungry yet again.
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