Best treats ever!

Last night was a night of surprises. First Dad came home with THE.BEST.TREATS. EVER!!!!!  I have never had anything that tasty.. ever... in my entire life! They were so good that I did not politely take them with my front teeth. I just chomped and whatever was there (fingers, hands etc) was just collateral damage. Very unlike me as I am generally quite polite. Then Dad gave me an awesome toy! Mom was not happy-she said no good will come of this, but we all ignored her. Annoyingly she was right. About five minutes after getting it, I had removed a squeaker and eaten an appendage about the size of a Mom sock. My tummy feels a little funny but I'm sure it will go away.