The Big Bang

Dad went out to get some ices. They smelled really good and I sat there and barked at Dad and Mom but they wouldn't give me any. When Dad was done, he took the paper bag they came in and blew it up like a big balloon. I think he wanted to scare me. Mom said he was being mean. He made the bag pop with a big bang, but I didn't even jump. Mom laughed cause his trick had failed.