Morning stretch

When Mom lets me out in the morning, I stretch my way out of my crate. Then I walk along the bed between the featherbed and the mattress cause it's like a warm tunnel. When I get to Dad's side of the bed I lie down and roll over so that I am on my back and under the bed. That way Mom can't grab me! She keeps calling me and telling me to come to the stairs so we can go for a walk. But I just lie there and stretch and scratch my back. Then she cheats. Mom knows my weaknesses! She tells Dad to stick a foot out of the blankets. I LOVE to lick Dad's foot so when I see it I jump up and start licking. Then Mom sneaks in and grabs me!