I shall not be MOCKED

Mom is making fun of me again. She and Dad went to the store and when they came back, they were laughing and they showed me why.

How rude is that! Apparently they make something to cut up hotdogs and they make it look like a hotdog! I find that incredibly insensitive. A Dachshund would not cut up a hotdog, it would simply eat it!

And we would not bother with ketchup. A simple bowl of water with ice cubes in it would help wash the hotdog down.

It is all very insulting in my opinion, plus look how starved the poor dog looks-all those hotdog pieces, yet he doesn't get to eat any!