Dad's big mistake

Last night Dad unintentionally tested me. And I failed. Dad went up to take a shower and didn't think to barricade me in the kitchen. This meant that I had FULL run of the living room with NO supervision. I could have been good if I had wanted to. I could have just grabbed my antler and curled up on my bed. But no, I wanted to be naughty. I jumped up on the couch and ate the newspaper and then I chewed on Dad's car insurance bill! When Dad came downstairs there was a big mess, and he couldn't yell at me cause he was the one who forgot to put me in the kitchen. When Mom came home, Dad told her the whole story. She said that I was still too naughty to be allowed to have the run of the house unsupervised.