I need more iron!

Today Mom left me in the kitchen and went to work. I was bored so I looked around for things to eat or chew on. I looked on the shelves and found some forks. Those will be fun to chew on! When Mom came home, I had four dessert forks scattered around the floor. Mom didn't yell at me, she just sighed. She sighes a lot! She picked up the forks and gave me a carrot instead. Then she wanted to know why I couldn't play with the 5 or 6 toys that were in the kitchen with me. I just thought I needed more iron in my diet so I decided to chew on the forks.