How to be a very naughty pup

Lesson 1: Last night I was super naughty! Mom took me for a walk and everytime we crossed a big road I would run around her so she was caught up in my leash and then chew on her pants. It took her forever to get free! I did this a couple of times and a man walking behind us said to Mom that I was going to trip her. Then whenever we came to a good stretch of lawn, I would flop down on it and not move at all. Mom was very annoyed by the time we got home. But I didn't care cause Dad is back!