Shave and a haircut

I really really wish that I was a chinese crested hairless kind of dog. It is so hot having all this fur. And today it was still really hot out. I just lay on the floor and ate my ice cubes all day long. Mom, Dad and AT took me to a block party. I wasn't sure what that was, but it turns out that it is a place with lots of people who stand around eating and drop food. Plus there was a wading pool and lots of kids. I got lots of pets and belly rubs! A lady came over and gave me STEAK! She said her son didn't want it. Steak is almost as good as frosty paws! Now I'm waiting for Mom to take me upstairs to the cool room.